nutellamccrepes: all i want for christmas is a santa hat that says “ho ho ho travelers thanks for getting that staff of magnus for me i’ll be taking that”
i-dont-understand-that-reference: i-dont-understand-that-reference: today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
tavrosstrider: [MUFFLED SCREAMS OF “EXPO” IN THE DISTANCE]
fan-troll: you’ll notice me eventually, senpai it’s only a matter OF TIME
sofiaauditores: *rips off shirt* video gamES *rips off skin* video gAMES *jumps into space* vidEO GAMES *flies into sun* viDEO GAMES *dies* VIDEO G G GGGGAMMES
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
catrente: drcrunk: chiisanatantei: Ok. I noticed something when I was re-watching the series a while ago. Remember in episode 10, when both Madoka and Homura are about to become witches? Homura asks if Madoka has any grief seeds. Madoka says that she didn’t have any. But she later pulls out one after Homura is done talking about becoming a witch. Looking closer at it. I noticed that it...
paulinegrint: theheartofascientist: lizthefangirl: faithandhopex3: SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014. 20FREAKING14 WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT You guys have 7 full series, and also you have tons of Classic Who. We have SIX W H O L E EPISODES. ...
teadancemacabre: i like how in america you have rows and rows of because in england we have rows and rows of i think the look we were going for was “crushing depression” complimented by “there is no hope” with just a hint of “you’re going to stare at the same mouldy boxes until you die in one of them so i hope you like brick”